Addendum: The Porter. Because I suck.
I forgot to include Gomez’s bit about the daily soup—I know there’s a way to call it in French but frankly I am so pickled I don’t honestly care. Gomez ordered a side of this soup, a pumpkin concoction with all the spices with all the hoo-ha’s.
I do remember that that weird plushy thing you see off to the left of the soup is a housemade marshmallow. Frankly, that’s culinary moxie. I likes it. And where you would say “Anyone who likes to bake and etc. can make a homemade marshmallow”, I say to you: “This is true, but can you make one out of high percentage beer?”
No. No, you cannot.
Thanks. Leave your shame by the door.
Gomez rocks. Shpadoinkle.

